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Apparently, Risk Management is Just Like Porn

Apparently, Risk Management is Just Like Porn

(UPDATE: See below.) There's a fascinating debate going on over at LinkedIn, in the ISO 31000 forum. Here's the link, although I suggest you scroll through to the end and work backwards, because the back-and-forth between risk advocate Peter Blokland, myself and ISO...

Winter is Coming: ANAB Accredits Smithers for SN9001

Winter is Coming: ANAB Accredits Smithers for SN9001

ANAB has finally granted accreditation to Smithers Quality Assessments to the snow and ice management standard, SN9001, closing a weird, incestuous feedback loop that would boggle the mind, if it weren't all so ridiculously dull. Let's try to spice it up. The...

Oxebridge Escalates Complaint Against BSI to UKAS

Oxebridge Escalates Complaint Against BSI to UKAS

Oxebridge has escalated its complaint against BSI to the United Kingdom Accreditation Service, or UKAS. The move comes after receipt of a one-page, unsigned denial from BSI which failed to address specific allegations made by Oxebridge. The Oxebridge complaint...

LRQA Misplaces its Office in Hungary

LRQA Misplaces its Office in Hungary

Whatever is going on over at Lloyds Register (LRQA) sure is trippy. I'm not sure what type of drug one needs to lose an entire country, but whatever it is, they have it in great supply over at the LRQA home office. As if the strange-enough-already case of how LRQA...

BSI Responds to Oxebridge Complaint with Anonymous Denial

BSI Responds to Oxebridge Complaint with Anonymous Denial

BSI has responded with an unsigned denial to an official complaint from Oxebridge, which alleged its Entropy™ software violates ISO 17021 rules against accredited certification bodies providing "specific solutions" towards implementation of ISO 9001. In a short...

LRQA Responds to Official Complaint With Lawsuit Threat

LRQA Responds to Official Complaint With Lawsuit Threat

Earlier this month, we reported a story entitled "LRQA Granted ISO 9001 Certificate to Company It Never Audited." We followed this up with a formal complaint to LRQA on the matter. LRQA responded to Oxebridge by threatening a lawsuit on the grounds of libel. Prior to...

The ISO 9001 Apocrypha

The ISO 9001 Apocrypha

Charles Scalies, of Source4Quality, has collated a list of "ISO Apocrypha" from a LinkedIn discussion. These represent the many, many memes, bad interpretations and oft-parroted expectations of ISO 9001 auditors that have no bearing whatsoever in ISO 9001, or are just...

The Truth About ISO Grants No One Wants You to Know

The Truth About ISO Grants No One Wants You to Know

A lot of US consultants claim they have access to "ISO grants" which can help companies cut their consulting and training bill. While this is true, the consultants often use their clients ignorance of the grants to either falsely bolster their reputations, or even...

ISO 9001 Certificates in China: How Fake Are They?

ISO has had to issue "corrected" numbers on national ISO 9001 totals for countries such as Russia, Ukraine and others; of the million + total certificates reported, over 100,000 were determined to be "fake" and as many as 50,000 - 75,000 more are suspect. And yet so...

Out of the Seldon Crisis: Asimov, Deming and AS9100

Out of the Seldon Crisis: Asimov, Deming and AS9100

In Isaac Asimov's groundbreaking science fiction Foundation series of novels, the idea of the "Seldon Crisis" is introduced, named after the fictional character, Hari Seldon. In the far flung future, pure scientific application is able to accurately predict future...

Lufthansa Technik Awards AS9110 Contract to Oxebridge

Lufthansa Technik Awards AS9110 Contract to Oxebridge

Lufthansa Technik Philippines has awarded Oxebridge a contract for AS9110 services, to begin first quarter 2014. The aircraft repair services devision of Lufthansa operates three depots in the Philippines, at Pasay City, Mactan Cebu and Clark Pampanga. The company’s...

ISO Grants Rare Award to Oxebridge VP Chris Paris [HUMOR]

ISO Grants Rare Award to Oxebridge VP Chris Paris [HUMOR]

Not content with merely being voted the World's Most Awesome ISO 9001 Consultant in the World, I can now add "ISO Award Winning ISO 9001 Consultant" to my growing list of credentials. And this time I didn't even have to invent the award myself! Over at the...

Why Auditing “Active Orders” is Terrible Practice

Why Auditing “Active Orders” is Terrible Practice

As recently discussed, self-proclaimed ISO 9001 expert David Seear revealed his idea of a "process audit" is to merely select a handful of active orders, chosen during a pre-audit shop floor tour, and then audit those. Unfortunately this practice isn't something...

Process Audits for ISO 9001 Made Blindingly Simple

Process Audits for ISO 9001 Made Blindingly Simple

So many are confused by process auditing, it's become a virus in the industry. Let's inoculate. A process audit shifts the focus from the product to the process, and examines each process' ability to produce a product that meets the requirements for that process. You...

Oxebridge Holds “Future of ISO 9001” Seminar in Lima Peru

Oxebridge Holds “Future of ISO 9001” Seminar in Lima Peru

Lima Peru -- Oxebridge Quality Resources International celebrated the official opening of its offices in Lima with a seminar at the Hilton Miraflores on "The Future of ISO 9001: Preparing for the Changes in ISO 9001:2015." The event was attended by industry experts...

Is This the Best Article on Risk Analysis Ever Written?

Could be. It's from Quality Digest's June 2011 release, but it remains a solid critique of current risk analysis methods, such as FMEA, which rely on arbitrary guesswork and bad math to make critical decisions. As I've said before, by applying numbers to guesses, we...

Did ISO Ignore Nigel Croft on 9001 Release Date?

In going through my old files on ISO 9001:2015, I came across a presentation given by ISO TC176 SC2 Chairman Nigel Croft at the 10th IRCA Forum in Japan, during June of 2011.  There's a lot of interesting information in it, but one slide in particular stood out. For...

ISO Survey Data 22nd Cycle (2012) Now Available

ISO has released the 22nd edition of its annual ISO Survey, presenting data on the worldwide totals of various ISO standards, such as ISO 9001. The file may be downloaded for free. The link for the ISO Survey 2012 can be found at:...

Soft Grading: Still Alive and Well

Soft Grading: Still Alive and Well

Feedback from frustrated prime contractors and other stakeholders during the early 2000's led to a push against the practice by Certification Bodies (CBs) of "soft grading" nonconformities. This is where an auditor finds a nonconformity of a certain severity, but...

Five Things Consultants Can Do to Fix ISO 9001’s Reputation

Five Things Consultants Can Do to Fix ISO 9001’s Reputation

ANAB and the accreditation bodies are only one player in the ISO 9001 ecosystem. They, along with the International Accreditation Forum (IAF) are probably in the best position to do the most good in the shortest time, due to their power in the industry, but this...

“Value Added” Auditing May Be Illegal

“Value Added” Auditing May Be Illegal

Despite only being accredited for "conformity assessments," Conformity Assessment Bodies (see? it's in their name) nevertheless market their services as "value added auditing" in order to distinguish themselves from competitors. Of course nowadays nearly every...

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