Category: Humor

Inputs & Outputs: Using Sex to Explain ISO 90...

Posted by Christopher Paris | Jul 16, 2019 | Guidance Document, Humor | 0

Inputs & Outputs: Using Sex to Explain ISO 9001’s Process Approach

by Christopher Paris | Jul 16, 2019 | Guidance Document, Humor | 0

Clarifying the confusion over ISO 9001’s “processes” vs “procedures” using sex as a metaphor.

Looking Back at Some of Oxebridge’s Humor Graphics – Part V

by Christopher Paris | Jul 6, 2019 | Humor | 0

Another look at Oxebridge’s sometimes-hilarious editorial graphics.

Oxebridge to Shut Down, Apologizes to Elsmar, ASQ, Trolls

by OQRI | Apr 1, 2019 | Humor, News, Satire | 0

After a 19-year battle with internet trolls, Oxebridge throws in the towel and closes shop.

Quality Magazine Gave Award to ASQ Based On Criteria That Doesn’t Apparently Exist

by Christopher Paris | Mar 19, 2019 | Humor, Opinion | 0

BNP Media gave ASQ a curious award based on criteria which apparently doesn’t exist; good thing, since ASQ met none of them.

Let’s Take A Break and Talk Wine For A Minute

by Christopher Paris | Jan 6, 2019 | Humor | 0

Oxebridge takes a break from the dull ISO world to announce its sister website, Winepisser, has announced its 2018 Best Wine award winner. Also the Worst Wine.

ANAB’s New Org Structure Goes Flat, But Like REALLY Flat

by Christopher Paris | Nov 29, 2018 | Humor | 0

ANAB’s new organizational structure is a flat sea of Vice Presidents, ensuring the organization’s ability to manage is crippled.

ISO’s “Brand Integrity” Goal is a 1980 Softcore Incest Porn Movie

by Christopher Paris | Nov 26, 2018 | Humor | 0

In the Azores, the ISO 9001 Brand Integrity met and things got icky.

CQI Awarded the Guy Who Invented Risk-Based Thinking, Plus China and (Ahem) Amway

by Christopher Paris | Nov 24, 2018 | Humor, Satire | 0

Britain’s CQI gave awards to the guy who invented risk-based thinking, while throwing a bone to China and — inexplicably — Amway.

Happy Halloween, IAQG Has Dozens of “Ghost Auditors” Roaming the Planet

by Christopher Paris | Oct 28, 2018 | Humor | 0

Analyzing the total auditor figures in the IAQG OASIS database reveals a horde of undead zombie auditors roaming the world, just in time for Halloween. Boo!