Category: Humor
HUMOR: Selecting An ISO 9001 Consultant Who Doesn’t Just Sell Books
Oxebridge founder Christopher Paris is not trying to sell his book during this video about not selling books.
Read MoreOxebridge Launches Patreon Page to Support THE AUDITOR Comic Strip
by OQRI | Oct 6, 2020 | Humor, Site Alerts | 0
Fans of THE AUDITOR can now donate to the official Oxebridge page on Patreon.
Read MoreWait, What? ISO Consultant Offers “Free” Training, Charges $449 for Certificate
by Christopher Paris | Oct 5, 2020 | Humor, Opinion | 0
Advisera will give you the course for free, but charges you for the certificate.
Read MoreISO 17021 Won’t Be Revised, Giving CBs a Break, No Such Luck for ISO 9001 Users
by Christopher Paris | Oct 2, 2020 | Humor, Opinion | 0
UKAS is happy its CBs, like BSI, won’t have to waste time updating to a new standard, even as they push forth on a revision to ISO 9001 that will screw their own customers.
Read MoreThe Auditor Strip on Short Hiatus
The misadventures of ISO 9001 auditor Ray Battlesbee will return shortly.
Read MoreThese Nadcap Audit Findings Are Hilariously Incompetent
by Christopher Paris | Aug 7, 2020 | Humor | 0
A collection of some frustrating, rip-snorting bogus nonconformities reported by PRI during Nadcap special process audits.
Read More“The Auditor” Comic Surpasses 100 Strips
by Christopher Paris | May 16, 2020 | Humor | 0
Less than six months in, and the Oxebridge comic strip is already past 100 episodes.
Read MoreAchievement Unlocked! Oxebridge’s Paris Quoted Next to Einstein, Deming
by Christopher Paris | May 11, 2020 | Humor | 0
Christopher Paris of Oxebridge is quoted alongside other greats such as Drucker, Disney, Bezos and Abraham Lincoln.
Read MoreOP-ED: CQI Cultist Tells Critics They Can Only Complain After They Buy His Made-Up Diplomas
by Christopher Paris | Apr 24, 2020 | Humor, Opinion | 0
David Hutchins sells “diplomas” from his self-made “college” and then insults anybody who thinks this might be dubious.
Read MoreIAQG Shills Are Pushing AS9100 Update Seminars Four Years After Standard Was Published
by Christopher Paris | Apr 24, 2020 | Humor, Opinion | 0
Two years too late, the Alan & Buddy show takes to the road to tell people how to update their AS9100 systems.
Read MoreLooking Back at Some of Oxebridge’s Humor Graphics – Part VI
by Christopher Paris | Apr 5, 2020 | Humor | 0
Another look at Oxebridge’s sometimes-hilarious editorial graphics.
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IAF Resorts to Outright Lies to Promote CertSearch Website
A Quality Digest article falsely claims the CertSearch database is "nearly 100% reliable" and contains information from all ISO certification bodies.How to Turn CMMC From Vaporware to a Functioning Scheme by Q4 2021
Four steps that can be done now to roll out a fully-functioning CMMC certification scheme.IAQG OASIS Portal Down for “Unplanned Maintenance”
The official worldwide registry for AS9100 certifications, called OASIS, is down.Greek CB Tried To Cover Up Usage of Accreditation Template Kit
Cosmocert altered documents and later falsely claimed they did not use pre-written policies.Decades Later, Consultants Still Push Lie That “40-Day ISO 9001” is Impossible
The critics haven't updated their script, and are still lying to clients to artificially inflate their ISO 9001 contract fees.