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Watch Out for the Self-Declared “Pros”

I recently watched the online flameout of one of Quality Digest’s newest contributing writers, a self-immolation fueled by the gasoline of one guy’s narcissism, and the lit match of a publication desperate for free content.

CERM Academy Head Hutchins: “Alex Dali is Prescient”

In a weird risk-seller back-patting moment, the head of the CERM Academy congratulated the head of G31000 as being “prescient.”

Greg Hutchins, who operates the CERM Academy which provides unaccredited Certified Enterprise Risk Management certificates to individuals, declared his love for Alex Dali, who heads the equally unaccredited G31000 Global Institute for Risk Management Standards, which also provides risk management certificates. Neither organization adheres to ISO 17024, the standard for personnel certification bodies.

CERM Academy, VUCA, The Future of Quality and A Really Risky Drug Trip

So I've been through Greg Hutchins' Youtube video of the "The Future of Quality: Risk" as part of CERM Risk Insights Newsletter # 43, and it deserves some comment. Suffice to say, it's like a weird drug trip, where everyone is insisting there are multicolored ghosts...

Perry Johnson Registrars Jumps Into SN9001 Fiasco

I suppose it was inevitable. Now Perry Johnson Registrars is offering SN9001 certification. It appears that their SN9001 certification is still unaccredited, but given that so far only 1 company in the entire world has even elected to pursue the certification, it's...

Parsing G31000: Verifying the Many Claims of Alex Dali (UPDATED)

With the recent discovery that Alex Dali, President of the G31000 Global Institute of Risk Management Standards, may be intentionally using a fake LinkedIn profile of an eyebrow model to promote his group, I started to review his claims and activities in greater...

LRQA is Just Following the Same Old CB Script

With the latest revelation that LRQA has blacklisted Oxebridge.com domain emails, and cut off all communication regarding complaints issued to it from us, it should be noted that as incredibly backwards as that move may appear, it's nothing new. In fact, LRQA is...

Apparently, Risk Management is Just Like Porn

(UPDATE: See below.) There's a fascinating debate going on over at LinkedIn, in the ISO 31000 forum. Here's the link, although I suggest you scroll through to the end and work backwards, because the back-and-forth between risk advocate Peter Blokland, myself and ISO...

Winter is Coming: ANAB Accredits Smithers for SN9001

ANAB has finally granted accreditation to Smithers Quality Assessments to the snow and ice management standard, SN9001, closing a weird, incestuous feedback loop that would boggle the mind, if it weren't all so ridiculously dull. Let's try to spice it up. The...

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