Meet Theresa Fronczak, a “Christian” Republican candidate for the Trustee of the Algonquin Township in Illinois. In between boasting about giving preference to “Judeo-Christian churches and synagogues” over, say, Islamic mosques or Buddhist temples, and posing with her crucifix while promising not to raise taxes (of course), Fronczak is also claiming to have been trained in a few ISO 9001 standards that … well, don’t exist.
In an article published by the Shaw Local News Network, and which appears to be simply a republication of a form she filled out herself, Fronczak claims her education includes “Six sigma training certification” and then, bizarrely, three very specific standards: ISO 9001-2004, ISO 9001-2007, and ISO 9001-2014. Have a look:
For those playing along at home, the only revisions of ISO 9001 that ever existed were 1987, 1994, 2000, 2008, and the current 2015. A quick check of numbers — something Fronczak appears not to be very good with — shows that none of her alleged “education” lines up with actual versions of ISO 9001. If she did receive training in these standards, it was in another universe where Wolverine is played by Danny Devito.
Despite not being able to tell what year it is at any given point in time, Fronczak does promise to use her impressive math skills to “review and look at the budget to reallocate funds. cutting costs in non essential areas, team up and collaborate with townships and municipalities to share cost.”
I’m sure this will work out well. Maybe the DoD can hire her as Deputy CISO or something?
Extra points if you can stomach her Facebook feed for more than five minutes. It contains all the vapid, insane, conspiracy theory bullshit you think it does.
Christopher Paris is the founder and VP Operations of Oxebridge. He has over 30 years’ experience implementing ISO 9001 and AS9100 systems, and helps establish certification and accreditation bodies with the ISO 17000 series. He is a vocal advocate for the development and use of standards from the point of view of actual users. He is the writer and artist of THE AUDITOR comic strip, and is currently writing the DR. CUBA pulp novel series. Visit www.drcuba.world
