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Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett is an artificially-created auditor built from the bodies of the dead by Dr. Feetorius, for NQF International. The creature has a resemblance to Ray Battlesbee because Ray’s DNA was splattered all over the laboratory due to a sexy poster of the late actress Farrah Fawcett-Majors. The creature then took the name in honor of its kinda-sorta “mother.”

NQF resorted to creating undead monsters as auditors due to an overall industry shortage of talent.

The creature’s gender is not clear as it was built of parts of bodies from both sexes.

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