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Dr. Feetorius

Dr. Feetorius is a mad scientist hired by NQF International to help offset its declining auditor pool by creating new auditors using profane and dark scientific methods. He created Farrah Fawcett, a Frankenstein-like creature made of the bodies of the dead.

He was assisted in the creation of Farrah Fawcett by Allan the Lab Assistant, who he repeatedly mistook for a misshapen hunchback.

Dr. Feetorius has a crazed look to go along with his crazed mindset, and believes he can achieve God-like powers using his laboratory equipment. He has a Master’s Degree in Psychology from New Jersey City University and in his spare time enjoys darts and creating monsters that throw girls into lakes.

The character was named after Dr. Pretorius, the assistant to Dr. Frankenstein from the film Bride of Frankenstein.

 

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