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CQI Cultists

CQI Cultists are members of the Chartered Quality Institute (CQI) of the United Kingdom.

Appearing in yellow robes emblazoned with the CQI logo, CQI Cultists appear when summoned. They magically float in the air, and speak with a Cockney or Chav accent. They wear a black bowler hat over their hoods.

They exist in an uncomfortable truce with their American counterparts, the ASQ Cultists.

They report to CQI head Vince Desmond, but then secretly report to Chinese gods and their Chinese Quality Cultists.

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