This you have to see to believe. In it’s “helpful” IAQG Configuration Management Guidelines (ver. A), the IAQG included this slide, depicting a typical CM workflow for AS9100-minded companies.

Caution! If you look at this, Oxebridge disavows any damage to your retinas, mind or mortal soul. It’s like that puzzle box from Hellraiser.

Notice that there’s no clear starting point, arrows float from nowhere, some things just end before they get started, and there’s a red flag on the field at the bottom, as if the head coach is really upset about something.

This is your IAQG on drugs. Any questions?

Even though it came out in 2012, it’s still unabashedly available for free from the IAQG as part of their Supply Chain Management Handbook. (Check Chapter 11: Business Processes.)

The incredibly potent mushrooms used by the authors to develop this otherworldly performance art piece, however, are not available for free through the IAQG website.

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