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Daryl Mongo
Daryl Mongo is the owner of Mongo Quickie-Cert LLC, a self-accredited ISO 9001 certificate mill.
Daryl physically resembles Ray Battlesbee, but the two are not related. He brags about being able to offer “instant” certifications, and carries a portable printer with him to issue an ISO 9001 certificate at any time. When asked how he can issue certificates so quickly, Daryl bragged that he has removed the “wasteful step” of an actual audit prior to certification.
Daryl also claims he can perform “instant mental certification transfers” of clients from their prior ISO certification body to Mongo QC.
Daryl is also an ISO 9001 consultant, and later certifies his own consulting clients. He denies being a certificate mill, pointing to “sixteen different logos” on his certificates as proof of his authenticity.
With the help of his partner Don LaDouche, Daryl ran press releases falsely claiming he was voted Best ISO Registrar of 2018, and that he once found a diamond the size of a dildo.
Daryl has a technical diploma in batshittery from the Massachusetts Educational Hierarchy, or “MEH.” In his free time, Daryl enjoys eating bats and begging his wife not to divorce him.