Bill Thriftpocket is a Six Sigma consultant who is desperately looking for work.
Emaciated and forever seeking food, even from trashbins, Bill is out of work since the world realized Six Sigma is a scam. He makes appearances at events like the ISO 9000 World Conference in order to beg for foodscraps from the attendees.
He tried to get work as an extra on The Walking Dead, but was rejected for being too skinny.
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