- ANAB Scheduler
- Goggle Guy
- Dale Carcinogen, ANAB Witness Auditor
- Tim Lee’s Intern
- Ray Battlesbee, NQF Auditor
- Bill Thriftpocket, Lean Six Sigma Expert
- Vermin Halfenwit, ISO 9000 Conference Organizer
- Jennifer Quackenbush, NQF Auditor
- Tim Lee of Boeing
- Elva Nilsen of IAF
- Big John Washington
- Reg Borked, NQF Auditor
- Little Timmy, NQF Auditor Trainee
- Red Stinkaway, ANAB President
- Mark “Toadman” Braham
- Ray’s Prostitute
- Al Jarrett
- Chinese Cult Leader
- Nigel Croft of TC 176
- ASQ Cultist
- CQI Cultist
- Jack Murphy
- ANAB Staffer
- Shirtless Guy
- Dick Hortensius of ISO
- Roslyn Kraft
- Elbow Neck of ANAB
- Alex Mendes
- US TAG Rep # 1
- US TAG Rep # 2
