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Randall Fapfast
Randall Fapfast is a cybersecurity expert and a member of the CMMC Accreditation Body.
Randall is very successful, having amassed a small fortune providing cybersecurity consulting, and enjoys boating. He is notable for a bolt permanently embedded in his head, the result of a “minor boating accident.” He wears sandals because he’s all about appearing casual even when it’s inappropriate to do so.
A fierce defender of the CMMC-AB and the CMMC scheme, Randall frequently reminds critics that he is a “patriot” and a “volunteer,” even though he’s essentially neither.
Randall studied at the Carnegie Mellon University Delicatessen and majored in baloney sandwiches. In his free time he enjoys boating and reading books on how to remove bolts from one’s skull.