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Matt Gantley / Voldematt
Matt Gantley is the CEO of the United Kingdom Accreditation Service (UKAS).
Gantley demands he be referred to as Lord Voldematt or, preferably, not referred to at all, as he “Shall Not Be Named.” Under his leadership, UKAS expanded its services into the dark world of human trafficking, human rights abuses, and international criminal conspiracies. Voldematt is largely believed to lack a soul, and appears to have no sense of humor unless the joke involves the destruction of innocent lives.
In his spare time, Voldematt likes eating Pakistani boys and playing the violin. He makes his own violin strings from Pakistani boys.
These characters are based on real public figures, and satirized for the purposes of humor and social commentary. The depiction within the strip is not to be construed as based on fact.
