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ISO Headquarters

The ISO Headquarters is a massive, moon-sized metallic sphere that acts as the main base for ISO, the International Organization for Standardization. It is rumored to have the ability to destroy a planet, as well as boring entire civilizations in mere minutes through a single, poorly-formatted PowerPoint slide deck.

Within, the ISO Emperor wields massive control, exerting his influence over the entire planet. He is supported by the ISO Secretary-General, Sergio Mujica, who spends most of his time cowering and sweating.

The design of the ISO HQ is obviously based on the Death Star from Star Wars, including the interior and throne room. ISO Guards are drawn to appear as Imperial Officers. The ISO Headquarters Death Star is only dwarfed by a similar-shaped, spaceborn object housing the Chinese Communist Party.

 

 

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