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Elmer Pathetic
Elmer Pathetic is an independent ISO 9001 consultant and retired ISO auditor. He previously worked for BSI as an ISO/TS 16949 automotive auditor.
Elmer appears down-and-out, wearing an ill-fitting suit and mismatched clothes. Despite this, he has an overinflated sense of importance, and believes he is “a big deal” in the world of ISO certifications. His wife left him when he was 18, and he has never remarried, but is alleged to have a 96-year old girlfriend. He has a pet goat named Chester who urinates on his kitchen floor, with Elmer’s permission.
Elmer is from Kentucky, but now travels the United States by Greyhound bus, only serving clients within reasonable Uber distance from the bus depot.
He wears two gold earrings because of course he does.