{"id":7062,"date":"2016-04-02T12:31:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T17:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=7062"},"modified":"2016-04-02T19:43:45","modified_gmt":"2016-04-03T00:43:45","slug":"no-oxebridge-is-not-a-satanic-hacker-drunken-suicide-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/no-oxebridge-is-not-a-satanic-hacker-drunken-suicide-cult\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Oxebridge is Not a Satanic Hacker Drunken Suicide Cult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section admin_label=&#8221;section&#8221; transparent_background=&#8221;off&#8221; allow_player_pause=&#8221;off&#8221; inner_shadow=&#8221;off&#8221; parallax=&#8221;off&#8221; parallax_method=&#8221;off&#8221; padding_mobile=&#8221;off&#8221; make_fullwidth=&#8221;off&#8221; use_custom_width=&#8221;off&#8221; width_unit=&#8221;on&#8221; make_equal=&#8221;off&#8221; use_custom_gutter=&#8221;off&#8221;][et_pb_row admin_label=&#8221;Row&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;2_3&#8243;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Text&#8221; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;left&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221; disabled=&#8221;off&#8221; disabled_on=&#8221;off||&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not easy being the accidental reformer and whistleblower in the ISO certification industry. Over the past decade and a half, we&#8217;ve been called a lot of things, and accused of a lot of crimes. The partial list now includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Blackmail<\/li>\n<li>Perjury<\/li>\n<li>Fraud<\/li>\n<li>Deceptive advertising<\/li>\n<li>Illegal wiretapping<\/li>\n<li>Fleeing the country to escape arrest<\/li>\n<li>Running a \u201cbogus offshore\u201d company that steals money and hides abroad<\/li>\n<li>Hacking its\u00a0own website<\/li>\n<li>Hacking LinkedIn<\/li>\n<li>Hacking the court system&#8217;s computers<\/li>\n<li>Spamming<\/li>\n<li>Stealing emails for purposes of spam<\/li>\n<li>Violating Federal government contracts\u00a0that we don&#8217;t even have<\/li>\n<li>Telemarketing fraud<\/li>\n<li>Hiding our identities by using our real names<\/li>\n<li>Using fake names, including &#8220;Jorge A David&#8221; and &#8220;Chris Harris&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Using the Oxebridge Skype account so people don&#8217;t know it&#8217;s Oxebridge on Skype<\/li>\n<li>Being anti-Semitic<\/li>\n<li>Being Communist<\/li>\n<li>Being racist<\/li>\n<li>Being the \u201cAntichrist\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Being a \u201ccertificate mill operator\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Being alcoholic<\/li>\n<li>Being mentally ill<\/li>\n<li>Being a suicide cult<\/li>\n<li>Being the \u201cshyster of the decade\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Being a \u201ccrook\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Being \u201cdangerous\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Being \u201cgreedy\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHaving a failing business model\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cOperating a fraud company\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Making \u201csuckers\u201d of its\u00a0clients<\/li>\n<li>Being a &#8220;boombat&#8221; (no, we don&#8217;t know what it is,\u00a0either.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Even a casual web search shows where these accusations are coming from, so you&#8217;d have to be pretty blind not to see what&#8217;s going on. Thanks to Google&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quora.com\/RipoffReport-is-obviously-gaming-Googles-search-engine-Why-hasnt-Google-noticed-and-adapted\">negative-tilted algorithm<\/a>, these things show up faster than all the good things people have said about Oxebridge over the years.<\/p>\n<p>Where can you get a sampling of the good stuff that Google ignores? Right here, of course! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/fan-mail\/\">Check our Fan Mail page<\/a> to see that there are plenty of people in the world who do not think Oxebridge is a Satanic suicide cult run by the Antichrist which is on the run from the FBI because they hacked the entire US Federal court computer network to send spam while on a drunken rage.<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_3&#8243;][et_pb_testimonial admin_label=&#8221;Testimonial&#8221; author=&#8221;Saeem Master&#8221; company_name=&#8221;SECC Oil and Gas&#8221; url_new_window=&#8221;off&#8221; quote_icon=&#8221;on&#8221; use_background_color=&#8221;on&#8221; background_color=&#8221;#f5f5f5&#8243; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;left&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221; disabled=&#8221;off&#8221; disabled_on=&#8221;on||&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>For my role it was a requirement for me to achieve 9001:2015 lead auditor status, I found this task quite daunting, but fortunately my results came through yesterday and I passed. 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Got to read the \u201cPublic Call\u201d and the subsequent discussions in various websites.\u00a0I always read your posts on linkedin with great interest.\u00a0I really wish, that your efforts definitely bring about a positive change.<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_testimonial][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_4&#8243;][et_pb_testimonial admin_label=&#8221;Testimonial&#8221; author=&#8221;Maryann Patrizi&#8221; company_name=&#8221;Progressive Gage Systems&#8221; url_new_window=&#8221;off&#8221; quote_icon=&#8221;on&#8221; use_background_color=&#8221;on&#8221; background_color=&#8221;#f5f5f5&#8243; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;left&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>I read Eyesore 9000 and the updated version, 9001, and just wanted to say, What fun!\u00a0 Thanks for the laughs.\u00a0 I\u2019m working on preparing a small company for AS9100 certification.\u00a0 To say it\u2019s been a major struggle is really an understatement, so I really appreciated Eyesore\u2019s witty perspective and the comic relief.<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_testimonial][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not easy being the accidental reformer and whistleblower in the ISO certification industry. Over the past decade and a half, we&#8217;ve been called a lot of things, and accused of a lot of crimes. The partial list now includes: Blackmail Perjury Fraud Deceptive advertising Illegal wiretapping Fleeing the country to escape arrest Running a [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7070,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"<p>It's not easy being the accidental reformer and whistleblower in the ISO certification industry. Over the past decade and a half, we've been called a lot of things, and accused of a lot of crimes. The partial list now includes:<\/p><ul><li>Blackmail<\/li><li>Perjury<\/li><li>Fraud<\/li><li>Deceptive advertising<\/li><li>Illegal wiretapping<\/li><li>Fleeing the country to escape arrest<\/li><li>Running a \u201cbogus offshore\u201d company that steals money and hides abroad<\/li><li>Hacking its\u00a0own website<\/li><li>Hacking LinkedIn<\/li><li>Hacking the court system's computers<\/li><li>Spamming<\/li><li>Stealing emails for purposes of spam<\/li><li>Violating Federal government contracts by falsifying credentials<\/li><li>Being anti-Semitic<\/li><li>Being Communist<\/li><li>Being racist<\/li><li>Being the \u201cAntichrist\u201d<\/li><li>Being a \u201ccertificate mill operator\u201d<\/li><li>Being alcoholic<\/li><li>Being mentally ill<\/li><li>Being a suicide cult<\/li><li>Being the \u201cshyster of the decade\u201d<\/li><li>Being a \u201ccrook\u201d<\/li><li>Being \u201cdangerous\u201d<\/li><li>Being \u201cgreedy\u201d<\/li><li>\u201cHaving a failing business model\u201d<\/li><li>\u201cOperating a fraud company\u201d<\/li><li>Making \u201csuckers\u201d of its\u00a0clients<\/li><\/ul><p>Even a casual web search shows where these accusations are coming from, so you'd have to be pretty blind not to see what's going on. 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