{"id":6987,"date":"2016-03-23T21:10:41","date_gmt":"2016-03-24T02:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=6987"},"modified":"2016-05-05T18:05:54","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T22:05:54","slug":"anabs-knappenberger-goes-urban-with-embarrassing-tag-presentation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/anabs-knappenberger-goes-urban-with-embarrassing-tag-presentation\/","title":{"rendered":"ANAB&#8217;s Knappenberger Goes &#8220;Urban&#8221; With Embarrassing TAG Presentation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As usual, you can&#8217;t make this up. Now the not-long-for-his-job CEO of ANAB, John Knappenberger, has decided to inject some urban hip-hop flava into the official work of his organization, because nothing screams urban street culture like an elderly white bureaucrat from the quality management\u00a0accreditation industry.<\/p>\n<p>For a presentation given this month to the US TAG to ISO TC 176 on ANAB&#8217;s development, Knappenberger threw down the mic with these whack slides, yo:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6989\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6989\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide1.jpg\" alt=\"anabslide1\" width=\"386\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide1.jpg 611w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide1-150x124.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide2.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6988\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6988\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide2.jpg\" alt=\"anabslide2\" width=\"392\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide2.jpg 645w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/anabslide2-150x116.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 392px) 100vw, 392px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In case you don&#8217;t remember what Knappenberger looks like, here&#8217;s his headshot:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wiz.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6991\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6991\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wiz.jpg\" alt=\"wiz\" width=\"441\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wiz.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wiz-150x101.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No, sorry, that&#8217;s rapper Wiz Khalifa. Here is Knappenberger:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/knappenberger-1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6992\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6992\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/knappenberger-1.jpg\" alt=\"knappenberger\" width=\"379\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/knappenberger-1.jpg 379w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/knappenberger-1-150x133.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/knappenberger-1-170x150.jpg 170w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I doubted his street cred, too, but I am sure Knappy-J busted some mad rimes and shared mighty molly with his TAG crew to justify hisself to the homies in da hood.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t believe me?<em><strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/downloads\/knappy-j.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s his actual PowerPoint presentation<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Peace out to any remaining credibility that ANAB has left.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ANAB CEO John Knappenberger went hip-hop in a presentation to the US TAG to TC 176. 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