{"id":6785,"date":"2016-01-19T09:57:30","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T14:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=6785"},"modified":"2016-01-19T09:57:30","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T14:57:30","slug":"oxebridge-launches-iso-90012015-upgrade-plans-designed-to-defeat-swiss-vikings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/oxebridge-launches-iso-90012015-upgrade-plans-designed-to-defeat-swiss-vikings\/","title":{"rendered":"Oxebridge Launches ISO 9001:2015 Upgrade Plans Designed to Defeat Swiss Vikings"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"upgradevik\"We all know if ISO doesn’t sell enough standards, the Swiss grow beards and invade Europe. As decent global citizens, it’s a moral imperative that we avoid that conflict, and thus upgrade to ISO 9001:2015. If you’ve seen Game of Thrones and the White Walkers, you know very well what hordes of unemployed Swiss are capable of.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, Oxebridge is cognizant of the fact that you are as frustrated with ISO’s constant tinkering of\u00a0ISO 9001 as we are. So we’ve developed three low-cost plans to help companies upgrade to ISO 9001:2015 that won’t break the bank, but will break the will\u00a0of hirsute barbarians with funny accents.<\/p>\n

Click here to download a handy brochure<\/a> of the Upgrade Plans, or click here<\/a> for a page with more information. Pricing of the plans is estimated, and may be adjusted depending on your employee count, target industry, and lust for Viking blood.<\/p>\n

Unlike all those guys who are busy publishing books on ISO 9001 implementation, when they haven’t implemented a single system at all, our programs are based on early experiences and feedback from the actual clients we have already upgraded.<\/p>\n

And for those historical purists out there who insist the Vikings didn’t live in Switzerland, I remind you of tectonic plate shifting, which once saw the Chinese residing in what is now Birmingham.<\/p>\n

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Oxebridge is offering three low-cost Upgrade Plans for ISO 9001:2015 that shouldn’t break the bank, but will defeat the hordes of Viking Swiss!<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6786,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,96],"tags":[14,116,460,26],"class_list":["post-6785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","category-services","tag-iso-9001","tag-iso-90012015","tag-update","tag-upgrade","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6785"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6788,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6785\/revisions\/6788"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}