{"id":3575,"date":"2014-06-18T13:00:57","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T18:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=3575"},"modified":"2014-06-18T13:35:44","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T18:35:44","slug":"9000-store-makes-biggest-bullsht-claim-regarding-risk-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/9000-store-makes-biggest-bullsht-claim-regarding-risk-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"9000 Store Makes Biggest Bullsh*t Claim Regarding Risk, Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Quick hit. I don’t usually go after competitors, because I believe there’s enough work for everyone, but this is just deserving of some “attention.”<\/p>\n

The 9000 Store, that wellspring of boilerplate documents that suck<\/a>, has taken their marketing to an entirely new level of crazy. \u00a0Sez\u00a0<\/a>them: \"9000store\"<\/p>\n

So, according to the expert typists<\/del> consultants at 9000 Store, Deming and his idea of building reliable, mutually beneficial relationships with a small set of key suppliers should just die already, because ISO 9001’s new risk requirement would have “required” adding a presumably huge and unwieldy set of suppliers to offset the risk of tsunamis.<\/p>\n

There’s so much wrong with that, I won’t even bother dissecting it. You can use your imagination.<\/p>\n

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According to the 9000 Store, Deming and his idea of building reliable, mutually beneficial relationships with a small set of key suppliers should just die already, because ISO 9001’s new risk requirement would have “required” using a huge and unwieldy set of suppliers to offset the risk of tsunamis.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3576,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[116,147,148],"class_list":["post-3575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-iso-90012015","tag-risk","tag-risk-management","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3575"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3580,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575\/revisions\/3580"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}