{"id":3544,"date":"2014-06-10T02:52:43","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T07:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=3544"},"modified":"2014-06-10T17:11:46","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T22:11:46","slug":"the-scandal-free-revised-oxebridge-quality-promise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/the-scandal-free-revised-oxebridge-quality-promise\/","title":{"rendered":"The (Scandal-Free) Revised Oxebridge Quality Promise"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"fingers\"<\/a>Oxebridge has had its Quality Promise<\/a> for years, our take on the”Quality Policy” requirement, and one that sums up our philosophy pretty well, I think. It was focused on four main pillars: Ethics, Value, Quality and Usefulness.<\/p>\n

But you know, I don’t think it goes far enough. With all the scandals and misbehavior plaguing our profession. I think it’s time for Oxebridge to show the world how it’s done and update the Quality Promise for a new generation of ISO users and professionals. Here we go.<\/p>\n

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  1. We promise not to plagiarize<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  2. We promise not to hypnotize you <\/a>during audits.<\/li>\n
  3. We promise not to claim that risk management can solve every problem<\/a> ever known to man.<\/li>\n
  4. We promise not to pull\u00a0bogus standards and certification schemes<\/a> out of our asses, when ISO 9001 is just fine the way it is for nearly every industry.<\/li>\n
  5. We promise not to create fake profiles of sexy eyebrow models<\/a> on LinkedIn in order to sell our services.<\/li>\n
  6. We promise not to sue anyone <\/a>for using the term “ISO 9001” in any\u00a0context whatsoever.<\/li>\n
  7. We promise not to poach members of\u00a0TC 176<\/a> to create\u00a0a dubious consulting firm, and profiteer from the work of\u00a0international volunteers without giving them a cut.<\/li>\n
  8. We promise not to invoke religious slurs <\/a>or racist rants<\/a> when confronted with critics.<\/li>\n
  9. We promise not to audit against standards that don’t exist yet<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  10. We promise not to call our clients “morons.”<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I think that’s a good start, don’t you?<\/p>\n

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