{"id":22790,"date":"2020-10-05T10:01:53","date_gmt":"2020-10-05T14:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=22790"},"modified":"2020-10-05T12:27:07","modified_gmt":"2020-10-05T16:27:07","slug":"wait-what-iso-consultant-offers-free-training-charges-449-for-certificate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wait-what-iso-consultant-offers-free-training-charges-449-for-certificate\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait, What? ISO Consultant Offers &#8220;Free&#8221; Training, Charges $449 for Certificate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As if the ISO scheme didn&#8217;t need more injury to its already tarnished reputation, we have Strahinja Stojanovic of Advisera inventing a new take on shady shit.<\/p>\n<p>Advisera is <a href=\"https:\/\/training.advisera.com\/course\/iso-90012015-internal-auditor-course\/\">advertising<\/a> a &#8220;free&#8221; 8-hour ISO 9001:2015 Internal Auditor Course, but the catch is that you can&#8217;t get an actual certificate unless you pony up $449 to &#8220;purchase the certificate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Snort.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-22791\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/adviserafree.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"253\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/adviserafree.jpg 313w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/adviserafree-73x150.jpg 73w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/adviserafree-12x24.jpg 12w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/adviserafree-17x36.jpg 17w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/adviserafree-23x48.jpg 23w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 253px) 100vw, 253px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You also get to retake the exam &#8220;for free&#8221; but only after you paid $449. Suddenly, free got expensive.<\/p>\n<p>Strahinja was one of the tiny number of people actually banned from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/groups\/1268337\/\">ISO 9001 LinkedIn Group<\/a> for his aggressive spamming. Believe me, the bar is pretty high on that group to get banned, but he refused to respond to a request to stop.<\/p>\n<p>Advisera sells an ISO 9001 template kit for a whopping $797. Ouch.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MP_J6_QlrbM\">here is<\/a> supposedly &#8220;objective&#8221; accreditation body PECB shilling for Advisera and promoting his videos. Because everyone sucks.<\/p>\n<p>In related news, I will provide free heart surgery, but if you want me to close up your chest, you have to pay me $500,000 or I let you bleed out.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Advisera will give you the course for free, but charges you for the certificate.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22792,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[157,5],"tags":[7706,167,14,7707],"class_list":["post-22790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor-2","category-opinion","tag-advisera","tag-consulting","tag-iso-9001","tag-strahinja-stojanovic","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22793,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22790\/revisions\/22793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}