{"id":17934,"date":"2019-07-06T00:08:02","date_gmt":"2019-07-06T04:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=17934"},"modified":"2019-07-07T07:25:21","modified_gmt":"2019-07-07T11:25:21","slug":"looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-v\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking Back at Some of Oxebridge&#8217;s Humor Graphics &#8211; Part V"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Part V of our ongoing series where we look back at some recent editorial graphics that ran alongside Oxebridge posts. See Part I of this series <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-1\/\">here<\/a>, Part II\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-2\/\">here,<\/a>\u00a0Part III <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-3\/\">here<\/a> and Part IV <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-iv\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Website Launch That Wasn&#8217;t<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When IAF launched its CertSearch database site, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/iaf-certsearch-database-of-iso-certificates-goes-live-and-its-a-mess\/\">things went very wrong<\/a>, because you couldn&#8217;t actually search any certs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-17535 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"413\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1.png 1924w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1-1080x1080.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1-440x440.png 440w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IAFNORESULTS-1-45x45.png 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>National Quality Assholes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This graphic accompanied our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/nqa-senior-manager-berated-client-for-choosing-consultant\/\">report<\/a> on how a high-ranking manager at the registrar NQA threatened a client for daring to hire Oxebridge to help close their audit nonconformities.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/NQASCREAMING.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17479 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/NQASCREAMING.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"413\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/NQASCREAMING.jpg 413w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/NQASCREAMING-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/NQASCREAMING-180x150.jpg 180w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Banned for Life<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When SAPA was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/bsi-goes-silent-after-certifying-company-that-falsified-aerospace-material-test-data\/\">banned<\/a> from supplying aerospace materials after if falsified material data, BSI continued to certify them to AS9100 anyway, and Quality Magazine <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/quality-magazine-awarded-company-that-falsified-aluminum-data\/\">kept giving them awards<\/a>.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sapa.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-17382 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sapa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sapa.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sapa-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sapa-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sapa-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 402px) 100vw, 402px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Scream and Scream Again<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This obscure <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/obscure-new-accreditation-rule-grants-more-rights-to-cbs-ensures-chaos\/\">graphic<\/a> went over a lot of people&#8217;s heads; it&#8217;s the European Accreditation (EA) logo used in a more effective manner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/eaaaaa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17369 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/eaaaaa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"379\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/eaaaaa.jpg 379w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/eaaaaa-139x150.jpg 139w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>I Thought You Said &#8220;Upskirt&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>IAF&#8217;s CertSearch beta site was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/iafs-beta-certsearch-website-points-to-baked-in-problems\/\">bungled<\/a> from the start.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/iafsearchlight.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-17227 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/iafsearchlight.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/iafsearchlight.jpg 915w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/iafsearchlight-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/iafsearchlight-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/iafsearchlight-768x578.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rhymes with Ahab<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As usual, ANAB released a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/thanks-to-anab-large-corporations-can-save-hundreds-of-thousands-of-dollars-gaming-their-iso-9001-certificates\/\">really, really dumb ruling<\/a> that stands to allow large companies to cheat the system, making this logo re-imagining a bit more accurate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anabpfsszt.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-17203 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anabpfsszt.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"409\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anabpfsszt.png 580w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anabpfsszt-150x75.png 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anabpfsszt-200x100.png 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vice Is Nice, But&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When BNP Media&#8217;s Quality Magazine gave <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/quality-magazine-awarded-asq-based-on-criteria-that-doesnt-apparently-exist\/\">a made-up award<\/a> to publishing competitor ASQ, we came up with this incest-themed graphic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/asqbnpflowersintheattic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17163 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/asqbnpflowersintheattic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/asqbnpflowersintheattic.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/asqbnpflowersintheattic-93x150.jpg 93w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>If You Pay Me, I&#8217;ll Volunteer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We got fed up with ISO TC 176 members disingenuously claiming themselves as unpaid &#8220;volunteers,&#8221; and ran this graphic alongside the appropriate <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/lets-get-this-out-of-the-way-tc-176-reps-arent-volunteers\/\">rant<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/volunteer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17160 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/volunteer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/volunteer.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/volunteer-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/volunteer-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Too Soon?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Probably.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/boeingexplosion-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17153 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/boeingexplosion-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/boeingexplosion-1.png 300w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/boeingexplosion-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/boeingexplosion-1-45x45.png 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Consultants Are Scum<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When we found out consultants were stealing our free ISO 9001 and As9100 template kits, and charging clients for them, we got pissed. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/no-consultants-you-cant-use-the-oxebridge-template-kit-in-your-practice\/\">Very pissed<\/a>.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/disinfectant.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17079 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/disinfectant.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"399\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/disinfectant.jpg 399w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/disinfectant-146x150.jpg 146w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/disinfectant-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>What the &#8230;.?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This ran only on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.twitter.com\/oxebridge\">Oxebridge Twitter feed<\/a>, so you may have missed it, but it&#8217;s our take on the new post-Brexit UK CE mark logo, which <a href=\"https:\/\/cyclingindustry.news\/post-brexit-uk-equivalent-ce-mark-ukca\/\">basically looks the same<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ukca.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16962 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ukca.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"414\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ukca.jpg 414w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ukca-147x150.jpg 147w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ukca-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Hollow Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For a while, it <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/whos-running-the-us-tag-to-tc-176\/\">wasn&#8217;t clear<\/a> who was running the US TAG to TC 176.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/invisibleman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-16949 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/invisibleman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/invisibleman.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/invisibleman-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/invisibleman-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/invisibleman-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh, Wait&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;it was Paul Palmes, who we represented with this graphic:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/taginvisibleman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-16950 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/taginvisibleman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"331\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/taginvisibleman.jpg 569w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/taginvisibleman-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/taginvisibleman-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 331px) 100vw, 331px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Thug Life <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ISO <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/isos-brand-integrity-goal-is-a-1980-softcore-incest-porn-movie\/\">nicknamed<\/a> its Brand Integrity Group the &#8220;B.I.G.,&#8221; because so many of those old white guys listen to Biggie.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/notoriousbig.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-16658 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/notoriousbig.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"435\" height=\"326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/notoriousbig.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/notoriousbig-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/notoriousbig-510x382.jpg 510w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 435px) 100vw, 435px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Imagine What Their Browser History Looks Like<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nigel Croft&#8217;s &#8220;B.I.G.&#8221; gang thought it was clever to name their ISO 9001 related plans after a 1980&#8217;s softcore porn movie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/bluelagoon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16657 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/bluelagoon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/bluelagoon.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/bluelagoon-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/bluelagoon-200x134.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another look at Oxebridge&#8217;s sometimes-hilarious editorial 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