{"id":15793,"date":"2018-05-09T23:48:45","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T03:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=15793"},"modified":"2018-05-09T23:48:45","modified_gmt":"2018-05-10T03:48:45","slug":"looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-iv\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking Back at Some of Oxebridge\u2019s Humor Graphics \u2013 Part IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Part IV of our ongoing series where we look back at some recent editorial graphics that ran alongside Oxebridge posts. See Part I of this series\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-1\/\">here<\/a>, Part II\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-2\/\">here<\/a>\u00a0and Part III <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-some-of-oxebridges-humor-graphics-part-3\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Those Bloody Bastards<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This graphic, erm, graphic was cut from an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/fda-violations-swarm-around-iso-13485-certified-companies\/\">article<\/a> on how some ISO 13485 certified companies were cited by the US FDA for manufacturing dangerous medical devices.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15391 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso13485bloodsplatter.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso13485bloodsplatter.png 305w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso13485bloodsplatter-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso13485bloodsplatter-45x45.png 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 252px) 100vw, 252px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Instead, this graphic was used in its place:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15390 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/thisisamedicaldevicesaw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/thisisamedicaldevicesaw.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/thisisamedicaldevicesaw-150x94.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/thisisamedicaldevicesaw-400x250.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s Zen, Baby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oxebridge got all woke and used this illustration to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/bad-news-now-its-too-late-to-update\/\">describe<\/a> how companies facing the impossible ISO 9001 transition deadline should just yield to it, and to the work necessary to update their QMS in their own time.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15401 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/chinesefingertrap.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/chinesefingertrap.jpg 355w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/chinesefingertrap-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/chinesefingertrap-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Kessel Run<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When BSI started issuing unaccredited ISO 45001 certificates <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/opinion-bsi-is-already-printing-erm-issuing-iso-45001-certificates\/\">within minutes<\/a> of the new standard being published, only a Star Wars meme could possibly capture the fantastic madness of it all.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15478 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso45001punchitchewie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"601\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso45001punchitchewie.jpg 601w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iso45001punchitchewie-150x70.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 601px) 100vw, 601px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Spelling Lessons<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Following on from that BSI debacle, the IAF was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/iaf-to-investigate-ukas-claim-of-allowing-unaccredited-iso-certificates\/\">supposed to look into<\/a> how, exactly, BSI was issuing unaccredited certificates when doing so is a violation of the accreditation rules. They never bothered to follow up, of course.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15513 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iaffail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iaffail.jpg 489w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iaffail-150x138.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iaffail-163x150.jpg 163w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Watch the Birdie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This mashup of the ANAB and EAGLE Certification Group logos was used to illustrate the coziness of the two organizations having their respective Presidents related as father and son.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15795 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/anabeaglelogo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"368\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/anabeaglelogo.jpg 580w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/anabeaglelogo-150x82.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 368px) 100vw, 368px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Every Time A Registrar Lies To A Client, An Angel Gets Its Wings<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This graphic accompanied our report on how one Intertek auditor provided gushing praise to a client, leading them to publish a most extraordinary press release. The original response by the angel on the right was &#8220;Noob!&#8221; but we thought &#8220;Sigh&#8221; worked better.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15776 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cherubsangels.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"597\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cherubsangels.jpg 1026w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cherubsangels-150x67.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cherubsangels-768x341.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Do As I Say, Not As I Say I Do<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This pants-on-fire genius <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/auditors-hide-consulting-under-ofi-guise\/\">illustrated<\/a> the problem of yielding to so-called &#8220;expert&#8221; advice by registrar auditors who hide their consulting under the guise of &#8220;opportunities for improvement.&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15619 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/EXPERT-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/EXPERT-1.png 300w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/EXPERT-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/EXPERT-1-45x45.png 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Free Just Got Expensive<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When we found a consulting firm reselling our free ISO 9001 Template Kit documents for a whopping $17,000, we ran this as the thumbnail graphic. The article was removed when the firm ceased its copyright and trademark infringement in order to avoid a lawsuit by Oxebridge.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15595 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/freenowonly17k-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/freenowonly17k-1.png 723w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/freenowonly17k-1-150x140.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Follow The Money<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When we found out that 50% of the IAF&#8217;s annual income went to a single Canadian consultant, we <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/the-iafs-tax-records-raise-some-interesting-questions\/\">ran<\/a> this graphic of their logo on some c-notes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-15464 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iafmoney.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"381\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iafmoney.jpg 829w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iafmoney-150x142.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iafmoney-158x150.jpg 158w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/iafmoney-768x727.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another look at Oxebridge&#8217;s sometimes-hilarious editorial graphics.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15401,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[157],"tags":[500,55,601],"class_list":["post-15793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor-2","tag-chris-paris","tag-oxebridge","tag-oxebridge-quality-resources","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15796,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15793\/revisions\/15796"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}