{"id":14311,"date":"2017-10-15T14:19:45","date_gmt":"2017-10-15T18:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=14311"},"modified":"2019-07-17T09:09:21","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T13:09:21","slug":"looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking Back at Some of Oxebridge\u2019s Humor Graphics &#8211; Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A while back, we ran <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/looking-back-at-oxebridge-humor-graphics-part-1\/\">a blog entry<\/a> on the various editorial parody graphics that have accompanied Oxebridge articles over time. Often these graphics are used as tiny thumbnails for the entries, or otherwise embedded in an article and often overlooked.<\/p>\n<p>So without further adieu, here are some of the more recent examples of our (alas) Constitutionally-protected free speech in graphic form.<\/p>\n<p><strong>U-Turn Permitted<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This one I really like, and it accompanied an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/ukas-anab-clients-can-downgrade-to-iso-9001-in-the-middle-of-an-as9100-audit\/\">article<\/a> on the really bizarre decision by ANAB and UKAS to allow some companies, under some circumstances, to downgrade their AS9100 audit to an ISO 9001 audit in the middle of the audit itself.\u00a0 Pilots will get a kick out of this.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-14258 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/cockpituturn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"421\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/cockpituturn.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/cockpituturn-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/cockpituturn-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/cockpituturn-1080x608.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Little Red Rule Book!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The International Accreditation Forum got the Chinese propaganda treatment after we <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/yeah-why-did-the-iaf-hand-itself-over-to-china\/\">reported<\/a> on how its Chair was handed over to a representative from the Chinese national accreditation body CNAS.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-14180 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/325.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/325.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/325-109x150.jpg 109w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Brand Mashup<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ISO <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/pr-flack-claims-iso-will-save-2-million-lives-per-year-just-by-printing-stuff\/\">appeared to have announced<\/a> that its standards will literally save over 2 million lives every year, although we&#8217;re pretty sure that&#8217;s offset by the 5 million lives they cost from infected paper cuts. ISO knows it can&#8217;t sue when its logo is used for purposes of editorial parody, but we still expect Wrigley candy company to sue for having their brand tainted by proximity to ISO.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-14037 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/isolifesaver.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"304\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/isolifesaver.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/isolifesaver-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/isolifesaver-440x440.jpg 440w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/isolifesaver-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 304px) 100vw, 304px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unholy Marriage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ANAB&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/nepotism-the-dirty-secret-iso-9000-registrars\/\">willingness to overlook<\/a> the fact that the President of Platinum Registration is married to the President of consultancy Cavendish Scott led to this loving graphic.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-14017 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/anabmatrimony.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"372\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/anabmatrimony.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/anabmatrimony-150x142.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/anabmatrimony-159x150.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ANAB is all about the spanking when it comes to &#8220;softgrading&#8221; nonconformities, but not so much when its certification bodies <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/its-time-to-talk-about-hardgrading-writing-major-ncs-when-anab-is-watching\/\">needlessly &#8220;hardgrade&#8221; nonconformities<\/a>. That&#8217;s gonna leave a mark!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-13963 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/anabspankhardgrade-e1503014561347.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"341\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/anabspankhardgrade-e1503014561347.jpg 520w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/anabspankhardgrade-e1503014561347-150x115.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/anabspankhardgrade-e1503014561347-195x150.jpg 195w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Why Did You Resign?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A lot of readers didn&#8217;t get this one, but it was a riff off of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SlFiHhN8aew\">title sequence<\/a> of the surrealist 1960&#8217;s TV show, <strong><em>The Prisoner<\/em><\/strong>. In that show, an unnamed secret agent resigns, and a computer types &#8220;X&#8217;s&#8221; over his photo. This accompanies <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/randy-dougherty-hasnt-been-vp-of-anab-for-a-year\/\">Oxebridge&#8217;s report<\/a> on ANAB VP Randy Dougherty &#8220;retiring,&#8221; although all sources indicate he didn&#8217;t really. Leaving us to wonder, &#8220;who is Number One?&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13679\" style=\"width: 294px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13679\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13679\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/doughertyresigned.jpg\" alt=\"Dougherty resigned\" width=\"284\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/doughertyresigned.jpg 284w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/doughertyresigned-112x150.jpg 112w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 284px) 100vw, 284px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-13679\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why did you resign?<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Ouch! That Hurt! Now Let Me Reload&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The IAQG can&#8217;t seem to help itself lately, and keeps shooting itself in the foot. So much so, we&#8217;ve had to use this graphic more than once. Here&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/believe-it-or-not-the-iaqg-just-made-that-as9100-transition-deadline-worse\/\">just one example<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13627 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/iaqgshootfoot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/iaqgshootfoot.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/iaqgshootfoot-150x126.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/iaqgshootfoot-178x150.jpg 178w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Go to Jail!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oxebridge&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/everything-we-thought-we-knew-about-itar-is-wrong\/\">frightening look<\/a> at the overcaffeinated legislation known as ITAR resulted in this graphic, inspired by a favorite board game.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13603 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/itargotojail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/itargotojail.jpg 777w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/itargotojail-150x79.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/itargotojail-768x406.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Wait, What?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This one only works when you say the name of this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/scorched-earth-jas-anz-strips-accreditation-from-multiple-indian-registrars\/\">Australian accreditation body<\/a> out loud.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13426 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jasanzlogo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"297\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jasanzlogo.jpg 434w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jasanzlogo-143x150.jpg 143w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Things That Are All White<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This next graphic never appeared, as the article it was intended for never fully materialized, but it remains pretty funny nonetheless. After <em>Quality Digest<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/downloads\/qualitydigestlawyerletter.jpg\">hired a bankruptcy lawyer<\/a> (yes, we didn&#8217;t understand that either) to defend its position supporting someone known to espouse white supremacist views, we noticed that their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.qualitydigest.com\/content\/about-us\">editorial staff<\/a> were shockingly white. Like blindingly, retina-burning white. As in, &#8220;even the sun squints when it looks at those people&#8221; white. So that may explain their editorial choices.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/thingsthatareallwhite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14312\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/thingsthatareallwhite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"351\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/thingsthatareallwhite.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/thingsthatareallwhite-125x150.jpg 125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 351px) 100vw, 351px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another look at Oxebridge&#8217;s sometimes-hilarious editorial graphics.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14312,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[157],"tags":[28,55],"class_list":["post-14311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor-2","tag-humor","tag-oxebridge","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14311"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18056,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14311\/revisions\/18056"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}