{"id":1397,"date":"2013-03-11T21:56:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T01:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2013-03-11T21:56:09","modified_gmt":"2013-03-12T01:56:09","slug":"this-iaqg-configuration-management-diagram-will-drive-you-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/this-iaqg-configuration-management-diagram-will-drive-you-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"This IAQG Configuration Management Diagram Will Drive You Insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This you have to see to believe. In it&#8217;s &#8220;helpful&#8221; <strong><em>IAQG Configuration Management Guidelines<\/em><\/strong> (ver. A), the IAQG included this slide, depicting a typical CM workflow for AS9100-minded companies.<\/p>\n<p><em>Caution! If you look at this, Oxebridge disavows any damage to your retinas, mind or mortal soul. <\/em>It&#8217;s like that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lemarchand's_box\" target=\"_blank\">puzzle box from Hellraiser<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Notice that there&#8217;s no clear starting point, arrows float from nowhere, some things just end before they get started, and there&#8217;s a red flag on the field at the bottom, as if the head coach is really upset about something.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1398\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IAQG_peyote.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1398\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1398\" title=\"IAQG_peyote\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IAQG_peyote-1024x775.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"454\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1398\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is your IAQG on drugs. Any questions?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Even though it came out in 2012, it&#8217;s still unabashedly available for free from the IAQG as part of their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sae.org\/iaqg\/handbook\/scmhtermsofuse.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Supply Chain Management Handbook<\/a>. (Check Chapter 11: Business Processes.)<\/p>\n<p>The incredibly potent mushrooms used by the authors to develop this otherworldly performance art piece, however, are not available for free through the IAQG website.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This you have to see to believe. In it&#8217;s &#8220;helpful&#8221; IAQG Configuration Management Guidelines (ver. A), the IAQG included this slide, depicting a typical CM workflow for AS9100-minded companies. Caution! If you look at this, Oxebridge disavows any damage to your retinas, mind or mortal soul. It&#8217;s like that puzzle box from Hellraiser. Notice that [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[15,115,76],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-as9100","tag-configuration-management","tag-iaqg","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1400,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions\/1400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}