{"id":28511,"date":"2023-05-13T14:57:08","date_gmt":"2023-05-13T18:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/?post_type=epkb_post_type_1&#038;p=28511"},"modified":"2023-05-13T14:57:08","modified_gmt":"2023-05-13T18:57:08","slug":"iso-headquarters","status":"publish","type":"epkb_post_type_1","link":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/auditor-wiki\/iso-headquarters\/","title":{"rendered":"ISO Headquarters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ISO Headquarters is a massive, moon-sized metallic sphere that acts as the main base for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/auditor-wiki\/iso\/\">ISO<\/a>, the International Organization for Standardization. It is rumored to have the ability to destroy a planet, as well as boring entire civilizations in mere minutes through a single, poorly-formatted PowerPoint slide deck.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-28512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/isohq.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/isohq.png 200w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/isohq-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/isohq-45x45.png 45w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>Within, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/auditor-wiki\/iso-emperor\/\">ISO Emperor<\/a> wields massive control, exerting his influence over the entire planet. He is supported by the ISO Secretary-General, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/auditor-wiki\/sergio-mujica\/\">Sergio Mujica<\/a>, who spends most of his time cowering and sweating.<\/p>\n<p>The design of the ISO HQ is obviously based on the Death Star from <em>Star Wars<\/em>, including the interior and throne room. ISO Guards are drawn to appear as Imperial Officers. The ISO Headquarters Death Star is only dwarfed by a similar-shaped, spaceborn object housing the Chinese Communist Party.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/02-12-2023-A.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-27796\" src=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/02-12-2023-A.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"526\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/02-12-2023-A.png 850w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/02-12-2023-A-142x150.png 142w, https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/02-12-2023-A-768x809.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ISO Headquarters is a massive, moon-sized metallic sphere that acts as the main base for ISO, the International Organization for Standardization. It is rumored to have the ability to destroy a planet, as well as boring entire civilizations in mere minutes through a single, poorly-formatted PowerPoint slide deck. Within, the ISO Emperor wields massive [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"epkb_post_type_1_category":[7780],"epkb_post_type_1_tag":[],"class_list":["post-28511","epkb_post_type_1","type-epkb_post_type_1","status-publish","hentry","epkb_post_type_1_category-locations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/epkb_post_type_1\/28511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/epkb_post_type_1"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/epkb_post_type_1"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/epkb_post_type_1\/28511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28513,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/epkb_post_type_1\/28511\/revisions\/28513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"epkb_post_type_1_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/epkb_post_type_1_category?post=28511"},{"taxonomy":"epkb_post_type_1_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oxebridge.com\/emma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/epkb_post_type_1_tag?post=28511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}