I will be spending a relaxing few days on the beaches of the Florida Space Coast from Saturday December 2nd through Wednesday December 6th, if any O-Fans wish to drop by and get some free advice, share ISO horror stories, or simply drink mojitos at the Tiki Bar.

On the 7th it’s off to Tampa for the first (and possibly last) hearing on the lawsuit involving ASQ Section Chair Bill Levinson, so I should be good and drunk by the time that happens. I’ve generally found that whenever litigating against ASQ officials who think people that don’t look like them are subhuman apes, it’s good to do so while inebriated. Levinson faces an uphill battle in his anti-free speech lawsuit, which may simultaneously dent ASQ’s standing in the profession, so I’m hoping to even the playing field for them by showing up while not at my best. Fair play, and all that.

So feel free to drop me a line if you want to get together and trade war stories, or just get some free ISO or AS advice while sitting at the beach.


    About Christopher Paris

    Christopher Paris is the founder and VP Operations of Oxebridge. He has over 25 years' experience implementing ISO 9001 and AS9100 systems, and is a vocal advocate for the development and use of standards from the point of view of actual users. He is the author of Surviving ISO 9001:2015. He reviews wines for the irreverent wine blog, Winepisser.