We all know if ISO doesn’t sell enough standards, the Swiss grow beards and invade Europe. As decent global citizens, it’s a moral imperative that we avoid that conflict, and thus upgrade to ISO 9001:2015. If you’ve seen Game of Thrones and the White Walkers, you know very well what hordes of unemployed Swiss are capable of.
Fortunately, Oxebridge is cognizant of the fact that you are as frustrated with ISO’s constant tinkering of ISO 9001 as we are. So we’ve developed three low-cost plans to help companies upgrade to ISO 9001:2015 that won’t break the bank, but will break the will of hirsute barbarians with funny accents.
Click here to download a handy brochure of the Upgrade Plans, or click here for a page with more information. Pricing of the plans is estimated, and may be adjusted depending on your employee count, target industry, and lust for Viking blood.
Unlike all those guys who are busy publishing books on ISO 9001 implementation, when they haven’t implemented a single system at all, our programs are based on early experiences and feedback from the actual clients we have already upgraded.
And for those historical purists out there who insist the Vikings didn’t live in Switzerland, I remind you of tectonic plate shifting, which once saw the Chinese residing in what is now Birmingham.
